当前位置:[首页 > 日语资讯 > J.TEST > FANDOM powered by Wikia]

FANDOM powered by Wikia

发布: 2018-01-13 16:30 | 来源:www.jptranslate.com | 查 看:

The Test  
Season 7, episode 15  

The test

 
Air date   January 11, 1994  
Writer(s)   Dan Chasin & Linda Lane  
Director   John Tracy  
Previous   Is It True About Stephanie?  
Next   Joey's Funny Valentine  

Full House 715 The Test 0001

The Test is episode fifteen of season seven on Full House. It originally aired on January 11, 1994.

Contents[]

Opening Teaser

See .

Synopsis

It is the day before D.J.'s SATs. Despite everyone's mantra of "It's no big deal, it's just a test", she is so nervous about it that she's worried about her chances of getting into Stanford. Danny tells everyone else that they should use the mantra to ease her fears, but it fails. He even tells everyone else how nervous he was in high school when he had to go to an important track meet – the biggest in his life. And so nervous that he ran into the bar during the high jump in the decathlon!

That night, Kimmy is watching an episode of Wheel of Fortune when her best friend turns off the TV, saying she needs to study, and Kimmy says they can learn a lot from Vanna White (see Trivia and Quotes). But D.J. tells her how badly she needs to raise her score (see Quotes).

Meanwhile, as part of her school's "Safety Week", Safety Ranger Michelle goes overboard with her whistle as she "reports" violations for safety, sleeping, and stupidity; Nicky & Alex join in as her deputies (see Quotes).

When D.J. goes to sleep after her all-nighter for the big test on the big day, she has a nightmare about it, in which everything possible goes wrong: she oversleeps on the day of the test and is late and still wearing her pajamas and pink bunny slippers, Ms. Twitchel (Beverly Archer of Mama's Family), a neighbor D.J. yelled at, is the teacher, the test uses #4 pencils (instead of #2), Joey arrives with a typewriter-like device when D.J. doesn't have a calculator, Jesse steals the booklet with the correct answers and gives her said answers via a walkie-talkie that is stuffed in a breakfast burrito (which Ms. Twitchel immediately mistakes for one of the other students and throws him out of the room), time's up before D.J. can even fill in a circle on her answer sheet, Danny and Rebecca come by to broadcast the test live on a special Wake Up, San Francisco with Stephanie and the rest of the family as guests, and D.J. fails the test. (While Kimmy gets a perfect score and wins a scholarship to Stanford University and the heart of Steve, D.J. gets every question wrong and wins a scholarship to Clown University.)

When D.J. wakes up from this nightmare (as the inspirational music plays), Danny convinces her that she does not have to be so nervous about the test, and that when he took his SATs, he was a nervous wreck. He jokingly admits that he answered his first 12 questions with an eraser, and did much better once he turned his pencil around. They then hug (and the audience gives an "aw", as the music stops).

That day, her teacher turns out to be a much friendlier teacher named Mrs. Moffatt (although D.J. is initially taken aback at her resemblance to Vanna White). Unlike Ms. Twitchel, Mrs. Moffatt jokes about the use of #4 pencils, and (obviously) knows that #2 pencils must be used. She paces around the room to make sure everyone is following the test directions (as the audience applauds and the EP credits appear).

Guest star

Vanna White, of Wheel of Fortune, plays Mrs. Moffatt as well as herself (in the nightmare scene). White debuted on Wheel of Fortune in 1982 (succeeding Susan Stafford).

Quotes

[The teaser: Joey is in the living room, lying on the couch with his eyes closed, listening and humming to music with headphones on, and a plate of brownies sits on his belly. Michelle and the twins open the kitchen door and see...]
Nicky: Brownies!
Alex: Yummy!
Michelle: Shh. We gotta be sneaky. [She signals them over to the table, where a book lays, and she picks it up.] Nicky, when I count to three, you pick up the plate. One, two, three. [Nicky picks up the plate and Michelle places the book on Joey's belly. As she starts to walk away, he grabs the back of her overalls, opens his eyes and takes off his headphones.] Oops... busted.
Joey: OK, you little brownie-napper. Hand over the baked goods.
Michelle: [To the twins] You heard the man.
[It's too late. The twins are just finishing up eating the brownies.]
Nicky: [to Alex] Thank you.
Alex: Welcome.